Happy New Year !

Happy New Year !

LoL. Yeah, I know the date is no where near new year. Just wanna shout out. That's all.

Haha.

I've a question. Why does everyone celebrate New Year's day on the 1st of January every year?

Is it because the calender says so?

Well, if you really don't know why, scroll down for the answer...


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Bah. Dun ask me coz I don't know either ! :P

Haha, anyway, was just wondering. Let's say you were born on January 1st. This means that you get to celebrate your birthday and new year's day together.

But what if you were born on, say April 27th, (Yah I know it's my birthday, it's just an example btw) shouldn't you celebrate new year's day on that day itself?

Think of it, your birth date represents you growing another year older, which indirectly, means that you were on earth for another year since you were born.

So instead of going around jumping and shouting on the eve of New Year's day (31 dec), shouldn't you be celebrating it on the eve of your birthday itself?

But then, when you think about it, you would most likely celebrate that day by yourself. Unless you share the same birthday with someone else close to you. Haha.

Dun get what I was trying to say? Nvmle. Just wondering only.

"You're Beautiful"

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.

My love is pure.

I saw an angel.

Of that I'm sure.

She smiled at me on the subway.

She was with another man.

But I won't lose no sleep on that,

'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As we walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

Fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face,

When she thought up that I should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth,

I will never be with you.

Apple's iPhone.

Yup, do you feeeeeeeeel like owning one? This iPhone is not only an iPod in a handphone. It has super duper more features that you just have to browse through to understand its use.

a) Widescreen iPod

iPhone is a widescreen iPod with touch controls that lets you enjoy all your content — including music, audiobooks, videos, TV shows, and movies — on a beautiful 3.5-inch widescreen display. It also lets you sync your content from the iTunes library on your PC or Mac. And then you can access it all with just the touch of a finger.

*cunted iPod*

b) Revolutionary Phone

iPhone is a revolutionary new mobile phone that allows you to make a call by simply pointing your finger at a name or number in your address book, a favorites list, or a call log. It also automatically syncs all your contacts from a PC, Mac, or Internet service. And it lets you select and listen to voicemail messages in whatever order you want — just like email.

b.1) Receiving and making a call
With iPhone, making a call is as simple as touching a name or number. In addition, you can easily construct a favorites list for your most frequently made calls, and quickly merge calls together to create conference calls.

b.2) Visual Voicemail
An industry first, Visual Voicemail allows you to go directly to any of your messages without listening to the prior messages. So you can quickly select the messages that are most important to you.

b.3) SMS
iPhone includes an SMS application with a predictive QWERTY soft keyboard that prevents and corrects mistakes, making it easier and more efficient to use than the small plastic keyboards on many smartphones.

b.4) Photos
iPhone features a 2-megapixel camera (they could definitely improve on this) and a photo management application that goes far beyond anything on a phone today. Sync photos from your PC or Mac, and you’re ready to browse or email them with the flick of a finger.

c) Breakthrough Internet Device

iPhone features a rich HTML email client and Safari — the most advanced web browser ever on a portable device — which automatically syncs bookmarks from your PC or Mac. Safari also includes built-in Google and Yahoo! search. iPhone is fully multi-tasking, so you can read a web page while downloading your email in the background over Wi-Fi or EDGE. You can even find for a Starbucks and even call their outlet to order your coffee. LoL. I ain't kidding man.

*mini-map*

d) High Technology

iPhone has a high technology multi-touch feature that lets you control everything using only your fingers. Besides that, they have this 'intelligent keyboard', which is predictive therefore it prevents and corrects your mistakes. The iPhone uses the world's most advanced operating system, OS-X and it is fully multi-tasking, enabling you to do many things in one time w/o the phone going hang kei. Best of all, it has a built-in advanced sensors. Therefore when you rotate your phone, the picture changes from landscape to potrait format.

*multi-touch function*

Nah, I include a link for you all to have a 1st hand view on iPhone. I'm so gonna get one soon.

Pranks

Are you:
a) Feelin bored and have nothing to do?
b) Planning to get back on someone?

If you feel the above, I welcome you to my section of pranks. Ever since young, I liked to play pranks on people, notably my siblings and parents. Noooo.... It's not of anything major, it's just like hiding behind the door to scare them. Well, it gives me some satisfaction having seen their shock face. Haha. As time goes by, this trick does not amuse me anymore. Therefore I came up with a new one.

All you need is:
1) Choose a good time; late night/early mornings are the best.
2) Place is also important; you need the element of surprise.
3) A scary mask; the scarier the better. Haha.
4) A camera to record down momentos that you'll luff yr
ass of the next time u watch them again.
5) Lastly, you need a victim as well :)

With all the above, just follow the steps in the video below and
Boom, I'm sure you will get your very own prank.

Thank you.



P.S: No human beings were harmed in the making of the video.

Lost National Service Trainees...

Bah, I guess most of you would have known about this from the papers. Anyway, if you dont, here's a link to read about.

Yet again, I know you guys are just too lazy to click on the link to read it. So, me, being the nice person that I am, *ehem*, will summarize what happen for your convenience. See, I am nice.

As the title is self-explanatory, these 23 NS trainees were lost while jungle trekking. Apparently, they were brought back to camp by some army personnel. Lucky for you guys that you did not meet Mr. Tiger or Mrs. Bear. Anyway, this teaches you a lesson to pay attention in your geography class even though you do not understand what the teacher is teaching at all. Haha. Geography classes sux. But you should at least be able to read a map. It's essential needs when you are going travelling or jungle trekking.

According to the orang atas, each group was led by an instructor. However, the trainees claimed that the team did not include a trainer but was only led by a trainee who was appointed as leader of the team. Duh, it's like asking a trainee army personnel to go into the battlefield. =.="

They even claim that they were told that their supervisors would be keeping an eye on them in the jungle but "they would not be able to see them". <---- ROFLMAO

Dun believe me? Go read the article yourself. Haha.

If the supervisor would actually "kept an eye" on them this would not happen lar. I suspect that they were actually tengah goyang kaki in the base while waiting for the group to balik. Next step, let's see what reason the authorities come up with to explain to the worried parents.

Will they finally admit their mistakes? Or come up with a lame excuse that the instructor actually sprained his ankle and wasn't able to keep up with the group? Bah...

P.S; Sry I hadn't been bloggin for a while. More updates to come this few days.

Ma BirthDay.

It's the time of the year where everyone feels they are getting older again. Nutin much to celebrate about coz it's my 22nd Birthday. Not the grand 21 thou. Anyway, here's a few pics for you guys to view.


CH + WY + Yong + Fats + me.

Dinner at Churchills, a Western bistro offering good steaks. Reli yummy steaks! And my housemates that had dinner with me. Cy is da camera man. Lol.









Me, Cy n Ahsou.



Nah, took your picture liao boss. Cy insists that he's in the picture. To those that know him, you know he's meaning business when he holds the knife up.





Fats n Yong.


People still busy taking photos, this two fatties already dive into their foods. See, Fats paiseh ady after kena char. Yong still same. Food comes first!







Housemates + Arif + SeanPing.


Oi Arif, you're suppose to grow up dei. Why put the "peace" sign behind me sammoe. Haha. Anyway, I was scared they gonna give me the traditional "lauk" birthday bash. Thankfully, everyone is more mature and grown up this year. Praise the lord.





WeiYin + ChinHui.


The only two gals in my house. Haha.










Birthday Cake.

Tiramisu from Michel's.











Yalar. Done this for duno how many times jor.. Feel so old. Lol. Those still 21. small kiddos, faster grow up k?











After makan. Wat to do?

Ls: oi, wat u lookin at?

Yong: Yr fit body la. Eat so much ady still fit. See
my tummy. Aih...

Cy: Eh, jom dota la. Eat finish d wat. Dun waste
time.

P.S: Cy is a dota freak, ponteng class to Dota. Lol.



After makan d of coz Yum Zhao lar. So we gather around and drink while playing silly games. We finished the whole bottle of Chivas and everyone KO-ed straight away. As for me, I still have an assigment report due 10a.m the next day. Btw, it's 4a.m when we finished. :P

Yup, so that pretty sums up my birthday celebrations. Nothing much, nothing big, but certainly meaningful. Thanks guys n gals! Not to forget those that wished me as well. Thanks alot. reli do appreciate it.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

The topic and the pic below says it all. [-.-]"

Speechless. After countless times of news of this sort reported in the newspaper, internet and word of mouth, how can someone fall for this trick again? Reli "zzzzz" man.

Dear readers, if any of you manage to let yourself kena con like this, I will laugh my ass off.

Bah. Cant imagine how dumb can a COLLEGE student be!